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  • Cow Jokes: 125+ Funny Cow Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 12, 2016)
    Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.125+ funny cow jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersLots of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsFrom this Funny Joke Book...Q: Why do cow like being told jokes?A: Because they like being amooooosed!LOL!Q: Why don't cows ever have any money?A: Because farmers milk them dry!HAHA!Q: Where do baby cows eat?A: The calf-eteria!LOL!Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?A: The Milky Way!HAHA!Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving?A: It grows a mooooostache!Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cow jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cow jokes in the world!Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of cow jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: These funny cow jokes are udderly amazing!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
  • Elephant Jokes: 100+ Funny Elephant Jokes

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 20, 2016)
    Funny Elephant JokesAre you looking for the most funny and hilarious elephant jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest elephant jokes in the world!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and elephant jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny elephant jokes!WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of elephant jokes is extremely hilarious!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: How do you know peanuts are fattening?A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?HAHA!Q: Why do elephants eat raw food?A: Because they don't know how to cook!HAHA!Q: What do you give an elephant that can't sleep?A: Trunkquilizers!HAHA!Q: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?A: Try picking them up!HAHA!Q: What's grey, has a wand, huge wings, and gives money to elephants?A: The tusk fairy!100+ funny and hilarious elephant jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!Your elephant friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of elephant jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about elephants will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your trunk on a copy today!
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  • 101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids: Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Jokes About Cats

    Cesar Dunbar

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 4, 2018)
    The Perfect Funny Gift | Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Cat Jokes!What did the alien say to the cat?Answer: “Take me to your litter!”Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh.That is why ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids’ is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter!Why You Should Get Your Paws On ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids’:In this book, you will find:100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles 35+ Funny IllustrationsThis joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter!BUY: ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids’Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside:Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off?A: The re-tail store!***Q: Who delivers presents to cats?A: Santa Claws!***Q: What is a cat’s favorite car? A: a CatillacBuy ‘101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids’, and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you’re also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book ‘101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids.’So, are you ready for the funniest cat jokes you have ever come across?PAPERBACK EDITION: Kindle edition for FREE with purchase of paperback!Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the ‘Buy Now’ button.
  • Cat Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (Independently published, Aug. 1, 2017)
    Funny and Hilarious Cat Jokes for KidsJohnny B. Laughing provides children ages 6-10 many hours of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of cat jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Also available in eBook and audiobook formats!Funny and hilarious cat jokesSilly and cute cat illustrationsMakes the perfect gift for early and beginning readersFrom the book...Q: What do you call a cat that can spring up a six-foot wall?A: A good jumpurr!* * *Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?A: A spelling bee!* * *Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Santa?A: Santa Claws!Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
  • Fish Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Fish Jokes

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 14, 2016)
    Funny Fish Jokes!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains an entire school of funny fish jokes!WARNING: Something smells fishy!Q: What fish make the best sandwiches?A: A peanut and jellyfish!SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES!Q: Where do fish sleep?A: In a river bed!SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES!Q: Why are fish no good at tennis?A: They don't like to get close to the net!SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES!Q: Why are fish so gullible?A: They fall for things: Hook, line, and sinker!SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES!Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?A: You can't tuna fish!SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES!Q: Why are fish so smart?A: They are always in schools!Funny and hilarious fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!Your fish friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of fish and sea jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about fish will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your scales on a copy today. SPLISH SPLASH!
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  • Cat Jokes: 100+ Funny Cat Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 28, 2016)
    Funny Cat Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cat jokes online? Do you want to keep your child entertained and enjoy reading? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cats jokes in the world!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults.WARNING: This book will cause hysterical laughing!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?A: I'm paw!MEOW! MEOW!Q: How does a cat buy food?A: Usually purr can.MEOW! MEOW!Q: There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many are left?A: None. They were all copy cats!Funny and hilarious cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!Your cat might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of cat jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about cats and kittens are purr-fect! This joke book is excellent for cat lovers, kids, children, teens, and adults! Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
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  • Dinosaur Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 28, 2016)
    Funny & Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny dinosaur jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersFun mazes, puzzles, and games includedLots of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious dinosaur jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of dinosaur and prehistoric jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?A: Get out of the way!HAHA!Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex!LOL!Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!HAHA!Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?A: Bronco-saurus!LOL!Q: What do you get when you cross a bomb and a dinosaur?A: Dino-mite!Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Your prehistoric friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This awesome collection of dinosaur jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!
  • Horse Jokes: Funny Horse Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 14, 2016)
    Funny Horse Jokes!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults.WARNING: This assortment of horse jokes can cause hysterical laughing!Q: What does it mean when you find a horse shoe?A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.NEIGH!Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A: A hoarse horse.NEIGH!Q: What disease do horses fear the most?A: Hay Fever!NEIGH!Q: How much money did the bronco have?A: Only a buck!NEIGH!Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: He had the knight off.Funny and hilarious horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults!A horse might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of horse jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about horses are perfect for joke battles and making everyone laugh! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hooves on a copy today!
  • Dog Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (Independently published, Aug. 10, 2017)
    Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for KidsJohnny B. Laughing provides children ages 6-10 many hours of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of dog jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.150+ funny and hilarious dog jokesSilly and cute dog illustrationsMakes the perfect gift for early and beginning readersMakes a wonderful gift for kids and dog lovers for any occasion!From the book...Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?A: His bark was much worse than his bite!♦ ♦ ♦Q: Why was the mother flea so unhappy?A: All her children have gone to the dogs.♦ ♦ ♦Q: What kind of dog is a person’s best friend?A: A palmatian!Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!
  • Bunny Rabbit Jokes: Funny Bunny Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 20, 2016)
    Funny Bunny Rabbit JokesAre you looking for the most funny and hilarious bunny and rabbit jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest bunny rabbit jokes in the world!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and rabbit jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! It's a funny bunny joke book.WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you laugh and be hoppy!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?A: It has four rabbit's feet!HAHA!Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?A: He didn't have the hare fare!LOL!Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?A: On their bunnymoon!HAHA!Q: Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?A: Bunny and Clyde!LOL!Q: What's a rabbit's favorite song?A: Hoppy Birthday to You!HAHA!Q: How do rabbit brush their fur?A: With a harebrush!LOL!Q: What do you call a rabbit millionaire?A: A bunny with money!HAHA!Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was in the sun too long?A: A runny bunny!Funny and hilarious rabbit and bunny jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!Your funny bunny friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of rabbit and bunny jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about rabbits will make hop and giggle with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to hop on your copy today!
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  • Bird Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 27, 2016)
    Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.100+ funny bird jokesFun maze puzzles includedExcellent for early and beginner readersHours of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsFrom this Funny Joke Book...HAHA!Q: What kind of birds are usually locked up?A: Jail-birds!LOL!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!HAHA!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!LOL!Q: What happend when the owl lost his voice?A: He didn't give a hoot!HAHA!Q: Why does a flamingo lift one leg up?A: Because if he lifted both legs up he would fall over!Funny Bird Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious bird jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cow jokes in the world!Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of bird jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: These funny bird jokes might make you cuckoo with laughter!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
  • Pig Jokes: Funny Pig Jokes

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 13, 2016)
    Funny Pig Jokes!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny pig jokes!WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of pig jokes is extremely hilarious and will cause oinking and snorting.Don't be a hog. Share the laughter!Q: Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?A: He called it Ham Hocks!OINK! OINK!Q: What do you call a pig thief?A: A hamburglar!OINK! OINK!Q: Why can't there be a Santa Pig?A: Pigs don't fly and pigs don't fit down a chimney!OINK! OINK!Q: Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher?A: He was an old boar (bore)!OINK! OINK!Q: Why did the pigs go to the casino?A: To play slop machines!100+ funny and hilarious pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!Your pig friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of pig and hog jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about pig will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your snout on a copy today. OINK OINK!